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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
nonbinarydva
adventures-in-poor-planning

prayer to whichever dead catholic person is most appropriate: may I not have to run a whole week of surprise camps on crutches. in a knee brace.

adventures-in-poor-planning

Im agnostic raised liberal protestant, but absolutely the catholics got saints right. Sometimes your problem is so fucking specific you need Some Guy. If you're listening, Guy of Workers Who Have Strain Injuries,

adventures-in-poor-planning

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No fucking WAY, there's actually a knee injury Guy? Catholicism accidentally reinventing the medical specialty system......

youremysunshine8

I know you're wondering: are there slutty pictures of him revealing his knees?

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Saint Roch, by Francesco Ribalta, c. 1625, Museo de Bellas Artes, Valencia

[image id: st. Roch staring soulfully and hiking up his robe to show that his thigh has a bubo on it, also sluttily revealing his knees]

the-fantabulous-toast

what the dog doin

pangur-and-grim
pangur-and-grim

twitter is broken today 😭 are there any other ways that people search for anthologies to apply to?

funyarinpaa

might not be broken actually! Might be working as intended!

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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1675187969420828672?t=Vz-o-KCqBCFe4Yn5InM-YQ&s=19

pangur-and-grim

OH FUCK! okay twitter is dead, that’s amazing. this is a death blow. does he not understand that the platform relies on addictive doom scrolling, and that people actively want to quit but can’t because it activates all the right brain chemicals? this is wonderful for me at least, with Elon’s help I can finally kick this particular addiction.

grimthetransman
nat-20s

Don't get me wrong the USA is a hell country and most of what is considered usamerican culture is a fucking NIGHTMARE and a lot of us are suffering both in and out of the country bc of it but. There's certain things that people outside of the USA make fun of and not in a jovial way that I'm like hmm. Fucka you actually

nat-20s

"why are the food and drink proportions so big" why shouldn't they be??? What's so bad about nobody feeling like they're still hungry and also often times it's with the intention of having leftovers bc you're not expected to clean your plate at restaurants. Also who doesn't like a large beverage????

"americans are so FAT and LOUD and CHEERFUL" yeah and our meat is also fucking huge. got any other cool and rad things about us???

"ugh [insert food that is usually either southern food or immigrant food but especially biscuits and gravy for some fucking reason???] Looks so gross and unhealthy why would you eat that??" Because it's fucking good and tasty what're you talking about

"why would you take a road trip???" Well historically it's because due to the infastructure and lack there if that was established in the 1940s and continues to this day road trips are often the cheapest and most accessible form of travel and they come with the added practically that depending on what supplies you bring what season it is and what car you have you can sleep in said car during the journey which is an added level of both convenience and cuts down on costs further.

For most people though it's because it's fun go grab a bunch of snacks and a friend or two and go some place it rules

"cringey Americans use FAHRENHEIT for WEATHER" my thermostat is always set at 69 😎😎😎😎

peri
rontology

I finally switched to firefox and I've seen a lot of posts about the effortless importing of preferences from chrome and how it's important to support non-chromium platforms, but nobody is talking about the loss of productivity that happens when beautiful women come to your house to kiss you on the mouth because they heard you use firefox now. nobody's talking about this

queenalia
audible-smiles

lowering the social stigma of gender nonconformity also lowers the threshold of how bad people have to be suffering before they’re willing to discuss their feelings openly. I guarantee you that a TON of humans who felt vaguely alienated by/uncomfortable with their assigned gender have lived and died within a cisgender identity framework, because the enormous social cost of being honest just wasn’t worth it if they weren’t miserable. that was a bad thing!

letting people weigh their options for themselves without putting a thumb on the scale is freeing. so of course we’ve started hearing people discuss wildly unusual ways of experiencing gender. it does not matter whether the teenagers who made up the goofy-sounding new gender term you’re annoyed about end up being capital-T trans or not. it just matters that they feel safe talking about it, because everyone benefits from that. you cannot lower one threshold without lowering the other. this is a feature, not a bug. this is a good thing!